31 May 2015

Best Poem For Whatsapp Share Status

न हो नशा शराब से तो शराब क्या करे,
ठंडी हो अगर फितरत तो ताब क्या करे,

रहता हो जो गुस्से को नाक पे लिए सदा,
न हो नाझुकी चेहरे पे तो हिजाब क्या करे,

तन्हाई की आग से बचना बहुत मुश्किल,
हवा जो चले उल्टी तो वो आब क्या करे,

लड़खड़ाते हो पाँव मखदूम के जाम लिए,
हाथो से गिरे जो प्याला तो काब क्या करे,

कितने झख्म दिए और सहे कितने हमने,
बेहिसाब हो गर घाव तो हिसाब क्या करे !!!!

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Student Classroom Funny Whatsapp Story status

कॉलेज में एक लड़की ने
दाखिला लिया तो सारे
लड़के-लड़कियों ने उसे चिढ़ाने के लिए बुआ
कहना शुरू कर दिया।
.
कुछ दिनों तक तो उस बेचारी ने सहन किया। अंत
में उसने तंग आकर प्रिंसिपल से शिकायत
की।
.
प्रिंसिपल को बड़ा क्रोध
आया तो क्लास रूम में पहुंचे और बोले- जो भी इसे बुआ
कहता है वह
तुरन्त
खड़ा हो जाये ।
.
एक -एक करके सारी क्लास खड़ी हो गयी।
केवल पप्पू बैठा रहा।
.
प्रिंसिपल ने बड़ी हैरानी के साथ उस पप्पू
से
पूछा- क्यों भई! तुम इसे बुआ नहीं कहते?
. पप्पू ने ठंडी सांस भरकर कहा- सर! मैं इस
क्लास
का फूफा हूं।
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30 May 2015

Great Love Story SMS Whatsapp : एक लडका और लडकी In Hindi

एक लडका और लडकी
दौनौ आपस मे बहुत
प्यार
करते थे
पर कुछ परोब्लम कि
वजह से लडकी
Shadi Kahi Or HO Jati
Hai..
....
तो लडका क्या कहता
है....
...
आज 'दुल्हन' के लाल जोडे
मे,
उसे उसकी 'सहेलियाँ' ने
सजाया होगा,
•••
मेरी 'जान' के गोरे
हाथोँ पर,
सखियाँ ने 'मेँहन्दी' को
लगाया होगा,
•••
बहुत गहरा छडेगा
'मेँहन्दी' का रगँ,
उस 'मेँहन्दी' मे उसने
मेरा 'नाम' चुपाया
होगा,
•••
'रह-रह' कर रो पडेगी,
जब-जब उसको मेरा
'ख्याल' आया होगा,
•••
खुद को देखेगी जब 'आईने'
मे,
तो 'अक्शँ' उसको मेरा
भी 'नजर' आया
होगा,
•••
लग रही होगी 'बाला'
सी सुन्दर
वो,
आज देखकर उसको 'चाँद'
भी शरमाया
होगाँ,
•••
आज मेरी 'जान' ने अपने
'माँ-बाप'
की इज्जत
को बचाया होगाँ,
उसने 'बेटी' होने का हर
फर्ज निभाया
होगा,
•••
'मजबुर' होगी वो सबसे
ज्यादा,
सोचता हुँ किस तरह
'खुद' को समझाया
होगाँ,
•••
अपने 'हाथोँ' से उसने,
हमारे 'प्रेम' के खतोँ को
जलाया होगाँ,
•••
खुद को 'मजबुत' बना कर
उसने,
दिल से मेरी 'यादोँ' को
मिठाया होगा,
•••
'भुखी' होगी वो
जानता हुँ मैँ,
कुछ ना उस 'पगली' ने,
मेरे 'बगैँर' खाया होगाँ,
•••
कैसे सम्भाला होगा
'खुद' को,
जब उसने 'फैरोँ' के लिये
बुलाया होगा,
•••
काँपता होगाँ 'जिस्म'
उसका,
हौले से 'पँडित' ने हाथ
उसका किसी और
को पकडायाँ होगाँ,
•••
मैतो मजबुर हुँ 'पता' हैँ
उसको,
आज खुद को भी 'बेबस-
सा' उसने पाया
होगाँ,
•••
रो-रो के बुरा 'हाल'
हो जायेगाँ उसका,
जब वक्त उसकी
'विदाई' का आया
होगाँ,
•••
बडे प्यार से मेरी 'जान'
को माँ-बाप ने
डोली मेँ
बैँठाया होगाँ,
•••
रो पडेगी 'आत्मा' भी,
'दिल भी',
चीखा और
चिल्लायाँ होगाँ,
•••
आज अपने 'माँ-बाप' के
लिये उसने गला
अपनी 'खुशियाँ'
का दबाया होगाँ,..
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29 May 2015

Best WhatsApp Status on love, Romantic Shayari SMs Collectionn

  1. Going for Aerospace Engineering. Meri future GF ko bohat space milega 
  2. You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture they hands you the camera.
  3. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
  4. I knew, I was born to be a pessimist. Because My blood group type is B Negative
  5. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong
  6. Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
  7. “You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub… and you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby.” – Anthony Jeselnik
  8. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it
  9. When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails
  10. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
  11. The “Night Out” ever…… but I don’t know why they took me to police station. Am I Famous??
  12. One day I am gonna win….. I can wait till mah death for it.
  13. If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angel to kiss mah ass!
  14. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status 
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28 May 2015

Whish You Exam Result Whatsapp Status , Sms, Shayari And Qutes

Wish You Exam Result Whatsapp Status , Sms, Shayari And Quotes, ! Line Status, Latest Exam Quotes, Exam Result Grattings, Best Of Luck Your Exam Result

  • Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
  • If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
  • I know i am something, Because god doesn't create garbage.
  • If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
  • Every person be’s a nobody before becoming somebody.
  • My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one…!
  • “Success” all depends on the second letter.
  • Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
  • Why is it so EASY to fail but so HARD to SUCCEED?
  • Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :)
  • If you need an example of how to live you should not have been born.
  • The goal of education is to replace an empty mind with an open mind.
  • I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that?
  • If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
  • Examinations – the only way to know something at least for a few days.
  • “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
  • Never be a busy signal on the Prayer line.
  • Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
  • HOW TO SOLVE MATHS : 1. Write down the problem. 2. CRY :P.
  • Sometimes we lose, sometimes we win, but in the end… its all same to me.
  • Push yourself harder when it hurts and you will win your dream.
  • Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve.
  • How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
  • Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.
  • The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future.
  • The only people who never fail are those who never try..
  • Every burned book enlightens the world.
  • How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
  • The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
  • If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
  • Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your heart.
  • When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
  • Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.
  • Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
  • Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them.
  • You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
  • Born to fight fight to kill ready to die but never will.
  • If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
  • I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly never would.
  • Life is like an exam I am determined to pass.
  • You might not make heaven if you cover your script during an exam...Sharing is caring!
  • I am not failed……My success is just postponed.
  • What is the main reason for failure? …………… I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
  • If i m pretty does not mean that any boy can get me..
  • God created the living to worship him....well no one is worshiping me.
  • My school cares more about the uniform than about my education.
  • There is creative reading as well as creative writing.
  • Self-trust is the first secret of success.
  • Science does not know its debt to imagination.
  • During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power. ☺
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