Raina: Dhoni Tune Meri Shadi Pe Wish Kyu Nahi Kiya..??
Dhoni : Ye Shadi Hai Ballebaji Nahi....!!
Raina: To Kya Hua....??
Dhoni : To Le Saale....!!! Whish U Happy Barbadi Day...Raina....!!!!
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Priyanka(Wife): Main galti se khane ke saath rumal bhi kha gai
Raina: Konu baat nahi, apna bachcha aayega to "pagdi" pehan ke aayega!
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Raina apni Wife se (suhagraat ko):
Darling apna chand sa chehra to dikaho...
Chehra dekte hi Raina bola:
Arey tumhare chehre par to kale dhabbe or gadde hai,
tumhare maa baap ne mujhe dhoka diya hai.
Wife: Darlin nayi Cricket Me Aisi Pich Sabako Pasand Hai.....!!!!
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Raina wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa.
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji?
Raina: Aise jaise Australia Ki Bouncer Pitch Pe Khel Raha Hu.....!!!!!
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