- Dhoni's MOTHER:
Market se sabji le
aa..
Dhoni: Par Maa
match haar gaye
na, Toh log bahut gusse me hain! Mother: Meri sari
pehnkar jao,
Koi nhi
pehchanega.
Dhoni goes 2
mrket wearing sari. 1GIRL: Hi, Dhoni
hw r u?
Dhoni get shocked:
Apko kaise pata
chala? GIRL: Abbe! Mai
Yuvraj Singh hu. - Kbi aajao tum pal bhar ko,
Mujhe tum se baate krni h,
Kuch ghum k geet sunane h
Kuch raaz h jo batlane h,
Kuch dil ko b batlana h,
Kuch zakhm h jo dikhlane h,
Kuch dil se yaade dhoni h,
Kuch naate naye bnane h,
Jo sher likhe h teri furqat me,
Kuch sher tumhe wo sunane h,
Kuch dard sunane h dil k,
Kuch pyaar ki baate karni h,
....Kabhi aajao tum pal bhar ko !
Muje tumse baate krni h..# - Dhoni - Meri biwi ko baccha nahi ho
raha,
.
Kohli- Boost do
.
Shewag-Rasna do . Ganguly- Herra moti chawanprash do
.
Srk- Sona Chandi chawanprash do .
.
Salman- Revital do
.
. .
Aasaram bapu- Kamino ek mauka
mujhe do
hahahahaha
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