Teacher: Ek amrood ke ped par 10 aam hain, usme se 5 chikoo maine nikal liye to ped par kitni mosambi bachegi?
Student: 10 Hathi
Teacher: Good… tumne sahi jawab kaise diya?
Student: Kyunki aaj main tiffin me methi ki sabzi laaya hoon.
MORAL: Roj brush karo, warna ghar mein chuhe aate hain
PS: Don’t try to kill us after this PJ
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Teacher : pappu batao akbar kaun tha
Pappu : pata nahi sir…
Teacher : padhai ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega
Pappu : achaa sir aap batao suresh kaun hai
Teacher : pata nahi…
Pappu : apni beti ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega!!
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Teacher: A B C D Sunaao…
Student: A B C D
Teacher: Aur sunaao..
Student: Aur sab badhiya, Aap sunaao!
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Santa ji ek hotel mein khali katori mein
roti dubo – dubo kar kha rahe the..
Waiter Banta ne puchha:
Master ji, Khali katori mein kaise kha rahe ho?
Santa: Bhaiya, hum ganit ke adhyapak hain,
Aur Daal humne ‘maan li’ hai!!
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If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new
hair style..!!
If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new
law..!!
If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention..!!
If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new
fashion..!!
If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new
theory..!!
and
If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a “MISTAKE”
Student: 10 Hathi
Teacher: Good… tumne sahi jawab kaise diya?
Student: Kyunki aaj main tiffin me methi ki sabzi laaya hoon.
MORAL: Roj brush karo, warna ghar mein chuhe aate hain
PS: Don’t try to kill us after this PJ
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Teacher : pappu batao akbar kaun tha
Pappu : pata nahi sir…
Teacher : padhai ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega
Pappu : achaa sir aap batao suresh kaun hai
Teacher : pata nahi…
Pappu : apni beti ki taraf dhyan do to pata chalega!!
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Teacher: A B C D Sunaao…
Student: A B C D
Teacher: Aur sunaao..
Student: Aur sab badhiya, Aap sunaao!
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Santa ji ek hotel mein khali katori mein
roti dubo – dubo kar kha rahe the..
Waiter Banta ne puchha:
Master ji, Khali katori mein kaise kha rahe ho?
Santa: Bhaiya, hum ganit ke adhyapak hain,
Aur Daal humne ‘maan li’ hai!!
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If a BARBER makes a mistake, its a new
hair style..!!
If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, its a new
law..!!
If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, its a new invention..!!
If a TAILOR makes a mistake, its a new
fashion..!!
If a TEACHER makes a mistake, its a new
theory..!!
and
If a STUDENT makes a mistake, its a “MISTAKE”
