Top 10 Diwali Funny Jokes SMS Shayari Hindi 2015,
Diwali 2015 New Funny Hindi English SMS Jokes Messages Shayari
1) Bollywood style Diwali SMS in Hindi
Amitabh bachchan –
Mere paas rocket hai,
Shurli hai, chakri hai,
Murga bumb hai, Anaar hai,
Tumhare paas kya hain….?
Mere paas rocket hai,
Shurli hai, chakri hai,
Murga bumb hai, Anaar hai,
Tumhare paas kya hain….?
Shashi kapoor –
Mere paas Maaaa
Maa…chis hai
Mere paas Maaaa
Maa…chis hai
Wish You a Very Happy Diwali
2) Santa Diwali Sms in English Messages
Santa: How does a married man
celebrates a noiseless Diwali..?
Banta: By going abroad….?
Santa: No. By sending his wife
to her parents’ place
celebrates a noiseless Diwali..?
Banta: By going abroad….?
Santa: No. By sending his wife
to her parents’ place
Happy Deepavali
3) Happy Diwali Jokes in Hindi for Friends
Wish u Happy Diwali
I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu
bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,
socha pehle sabhi “Buzurgo” ko nipta lu…!!
I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu
bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,
socha pehle sabhi “Buzurgo” ko nipta lu…!!
Happy Diwali Frinds
4) Funny Diwali Quotes in English
Husband drunk, came to home
Wife at door: how dare you…..?
You promised me that you
did not drink without any occasion,
then why you drunk today?
Wife at door: how dare you…..?
You promised me that you
did not drink without any occasion,
then why you drunk today?
Funny husband: darling, the festival
of crackers diwali is coming..!!
of crackers diwali is coming..!!
Wife: so what ? What’s new in that..?
Husband: we need bottles to light rockets dear.
5) Funny Diwali Status for Whatsapp & Facebook
I’m maachis & you’re pataka,
together we are & it will be double dhamaka…!!
together we are & it will be double dhamaka…!!
6) Funny Diwali Jokes in English
With my 1 heart, 2 eyes, 7 liter blood
206 bones, 4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D.N.A’ s…
All wishing you a very very
Happy Deepavali
206 bones, 4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D.N.A’ s…
All wishing you a very very
Happy Deepavali
7) Happy Diwali Funny Sms in Hindi
Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!
Happy Diwali to All
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8) Short Diwali Message
Ur Eyes Patakha, Ur Lips Rocket,Ur Ears Chakari, Ur Nose Fuljari,
Ur Style Anaar, Ur Personality Bomb,
SMS Karo Varna I’m Comin With Agarbatti.
9) Romantic SMS for Deepavali
On this diwali, I am sending you a diya of my love,I hope you will keep it lighted forver.
Happy Diwali!!
10) Beautiful Hindi Diwali poem
Charo our hai dhoom, kyonki Diwali hai aayi,khush raho aur sab ko khush karo,
Aapko aur apke sampurn family ko Diwali ki Hardik badhai..
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