Cricket World Ka Number 1 Games Hai. Kricket Se Sabhi Ko Pyaar hai. Chahe Wo bachhe Ho, yuva Ho ya bhdhdhe Ho. Sabhi Isi Ke rang Me rang Jate Hai. Jab Bat T 20 Match Ki Ho To Puchhna Hi Kya. Kuch Log To Khna Chhod Dete Hai. naukari Me Kuchh Din Ki Chhutti Le Lete Hai. Cricket Ka Fiver To Aise Sab Par Savar Hai Mano Cricket God Ka rup Ho. Cricket hai Hi Aisa Ki Sabhi Ko Usi Ke ranga me Rang Deta hai.
Aaj Ham Cricket Ke Kuchh Naye , Latest Funny Chutkule Ki Collection Aapke Samane Lane Wale hai. Aur Ye Funny messages is 2016 World T 20 Cricket Me whatsapp Pe Apana Jng Chhed Chuke hai. Sabhi Ko hasane , Sabhi Ko Funny Banane Aa rahe hai. Facebook , twitter, Whatsapp, Google + Jaise Sosial Media Me Ye Funny Chutkule Ki Dhoom Machado Aur Apane T 20 Cricket Ko Yaadgar bana Lo .
If Sachin is 'God' of cricket then Yuvi U r d messenger of 'God'.
If Sachin is 'Mentor' of cricket then Yuvi U r a good motivator.
If Sachin is 'Heart' of cricket then Yuvi U r d Inspiration.
If Sachin is 'Icon' of cricket then Yuvi U r an Idol.
If Sachin is 'Master' of cricket then Yuvi U r a Star.
If Sachin is 'Proud' of cricket then Yuvi U r d honour dat U already dedicated 2 MasterBlaster.
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yuVi paJi Aap Ko n FilM sTaR mAheSh bAbU kO eK piC mE deKhNa ChAta hU....sO plSss mEet maHeSh baBu oUr aaP kA piC Banalo ( kya kare Kabhi Kabhi Juth Bolana padta hai )
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god of cricker our heart love you sachin we are miss you every moment
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शेर की दहाड़.........
सचिन की पुकार.....सभी को अच्छी लगती है!
jab tak suraj chand rahega viru tera naam rahega,,,,,,,,,
Aaj Ham Cricket Ke Kuchh Naye , Latest Funny Chutkule Ki Collection Aapke Samane Lane Wale hai. Aur Ye Funny messages is 2016 World T 20 Cricket Me whatsapp Pe Apana Jng Chhed Chuke hai. Sabhi Ko hasane , Sabhi Ko Funny Banane Aa rahe hai. Facebook , twitter, Whatsapp, Google + Jaise Sosial Media Me Ye Funny Chutkule Ki Dhoom Machado Aur Apane T 20 Cricket Ko Yaadgar bana Lo .
If Sachin is 'God' of cricket then Yuvi U r d messenger of 'God'.
If Sachin is 'Mentor' of cricket then Yuvi U r a good motivator.
If Sachin is 'Heart' of cricket then Yuvi U r d Inspiration.
If Sachin is 'Icon' of cricket then Yuvi U r an Idol.
If Sachin is 'Master' of cricket then Yuvi U r a Star.
If Sachin is 'Proud' of cricket then Yuvi U r d honour dat U already dedicated 2 MasterBlaster.
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yuVi paJi Aap Ko n FilM sTaR mAheSh bAbU kO eK piC mE deKhNa ChAta hU....sO plSss mEet maHeSh baBu oUr aaP kA piC Banalo ( kya kare Kabhi Kabhi Juth Bolana padta hai )
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god of cricker our heart love you sachin we are miss you every moment
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शेर की दहाड़.........
सचिन की पुकार.....सभी को अच्छी लगती है!
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jab tak suraj chand rahega viru tera naam rahega,,,,,,,,,
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Cricket These Days:
MRF Batting.
Kingfisher Balling
Yes Bank Maximum.
Ceat Strategic Timeout.
Pepsi VIP box.
Pan Vilas Khiladi.
MRF Batting.
Kingfisher Balling
Yes Bank Maximum.
Ceat Strategic Timeout.
Pepsi VIP box.
Pan Vilas Khiladi.
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Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate h toh sab machaar bhaag jate hain
Sochoo
KYUKI team "allout" hain naa.
Sochoo
KYUKI team "allout" hain naa.
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5 things that make happy
-Buy 1 get 1 free
-Flat 50% off
-Tatkal Ticket confirmation
-Winning Cricket match
-Wife is not at home
-Buy 1 get 1 free
-Flat 50% off
-Tatkal Ticket confirmation
-Winning Cricket match
-Wife is not at home
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Sita – Ramayan
.
Draupati – Mahabharat
.
Anuskha – T 20 World Cup 2016
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World Cup Fever
At 3AM:
Man in bed with his wife,
Slides his hand slowly across her shoulders,
Across her waist,
Under her neck,
Under her back,
& suddenly stops..
Wife: Why did u stop?
Man: Remote mil gaya, soja tu!!
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Cricket Fever
Husband was busy watching
Ind vs Pak match..
Wife Came in a New Dress & Asked Him: Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu ??
Husband Jumped, Clapped n Shouted
.
‘CHHAKKA’
.
.
His visiting hrs in the hospital are between 4 to 7!!
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Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!
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Ban:
“We lost because…Umpires!”
Pak:
“We lost because…Misbah!”
Ind:
“We lost because…Anushka!”
Aus:
“We won because we play Cricket.”
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Wife- Bohot Machhar kaat rahe hain.
Misba Ul Haq- Goodnight ya All Out?
Wife- Goodnight laga do. All out to aap roz hi hote ho
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Rohit Sharma said no for second run. It was completely Kohli's Call.
Moral: Please listen to Someone who is already married!
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#IPLVerdict
Sir Jadeja played for Kochi, CSK and RR - all the three got banned. Now let's hope the Indian team doesn't get banned!
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World Cup Bhale Hi Australia Jeet Geya Ho Lekin... Abhi Ye 4 Saal India Mein Hi Rahega...
Noc Lena Padega... File Banegi... Phir Clearance Hoga... Phir Custom Office Jaayegi... Export Duty Bhi Jama Hogi... Babu Chutti Par Rahega... Etc Etc...
Relax Guys... We Wont Give It Back!
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पहले- अगर आज विराट का बल्ला चल गया तो अनुष्का शर्मा को राष्ट्रीय भाभी घोषित कर दिया जाएगा।
बाद में- अनुष्का भाभी के ढीले पड़ गए तेवर, ना चले सैंया और न चल पाए देवर।
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सूत्रों से मिली जानकारी के मुताबिक धोनी ने कोहली को सलाह दी थी कि शर्मा का साथ देना .. दुर्भाग्य वश कोहली ने उसे रोहित के बजाय अनुष्का समझ लिया..
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यक्ष -
हे राजन ! डकवर्थ और लुईस कौन हैं ?
युधिष्ठिर -
डकवर्थ और लुईस दो काले देवता हैं जो दक्षिण अफ्रीका की रंगभेदी नीति के शिकार हुए थे , इन्होने रंगभेद के खात्मे के लिए अफ्रीका के वर्षावनों में घोर तप किया जिससे प्रसन्न होकर इंद्र देवता प्रकट हुए और इन्हें वरदान दिया कि जब तक दक्षिण अफ्रीका की टीम में वर्ण संतुलन नही स्थापित हो जाता , तब तक मैं इस टीम के विरुद्ध हर वर्ल्ड कप में विघ्न डालूँगा और उसके उपरान्त यह खेल तुम्हारे बनाए नियमों के अनुसार चलेगा !
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.
Draupati – Mahabharat
.
Anuskha – T 20 World Cup 2016
--------------------------
World Cup Fever
At 3AM:
Man in bed with his wife,
Slides his hand slowly across her shoulders,
Across her waist,
Under her neck,
Under her back,
& suddenly stops..
Wife: Why did u stop?
Man: Remote mil gaya, soja tu!!
----------------------------
Cricket Fever
Husband was busy watching
Ind vs Pak match..
Wife Came in a New Dress & Asked Him: Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu ??
Husband Jumped, Clapped n Shouted
.
‘CHHAKKA’
.
.
His visiting hrs in the hospital are between 4 to 7!!
---------------------------
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!
--------------------------
Ban:
“We lost because…Umpires!”
Pak:
“We lost because…Misbah!”
Ind:
“We lost because…Anushka!”
Aus:
“We won because we play Cricket.”
----------------------
Wife- Bohot Machhar kaat rahe hain.
Misba Ul Haq- Goodnight ya All Out?
Wife- Goodnight laga do. All out to aap roz hi hote ho
----------------------
Rohit Sharma said no for second run. It was completely Kohli's Call.
Moral: Please listen to Someone who is already married!
---------------------
#IPLVerdict
Sir Jadeja played for Kochi, CSK and RR - all the three got banned. Now let's hope the Indian team doesn't get banned!
--------------------
World Cup Bhale Hi Australia Jeet Geya Ho Lekin... Abhi Ye 4 Saal India Mein Hi Rahega...
Noc Lena Padega... File Banegi... Phir Clearance Hoga... Phir Custom Office Jaayegi... Export Duty Bhi Jama Hogi... Babu Chutti Par Rahega... Etc Etc...
Relax Guys... We Wont Give It Back!
---------------------
पहले- अगर आज विराट का बल्ला चल गया तो अनुष्का शर्मा को राष्ट्रीय भाभी घोषित कर दिया जाएगा।
बाद में- अनुष्का भाभी के ढीले पड़ गए तेवर, ना चले सैंया और न चल पाए देवर।
--------------------
सूत्रों से मिली जानकारी के मुताबिक धोनी ने कोहली को सलाह दी थी कि शर्मा का साथ देना .. दुर्भाग्य वश कोहली ने उसे रोहित के बजाय अनुष्का समझ लिया..
----------------------
यक्ष -
हे राजन ! डकवर्थ और लुईस कौन हैं ?
युधिष्ठिर -
डकवर्थ और लुईस दो काले देवता हैं जो दक्षिण अफ्रीका की रंगभेदी नीति के शिकार हुए थे , इन्होने रंगभेद के खात्मे के लिए अफ्रीका के वर्षावनों में घोर तप किया जिससे प्रसन्न होकर इंद्र देवता प्रकट हुए और इन्हें वरदान दिया कि जब तक दक्षिण अफ्रीका की टीम में वर्ण संतुलन नही स्थापित हो जाता , तब तक मैं इस टीम के विरुद्ध हर वर्ल्ड कप में विघ्न डालूँगा और उसके उपरान्त यह खेल तुम्हारे बनाए नियमों के अनुसार चलेगा !
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