- Going for Aerospace Engineering. Meri future GF ko bohat space milega
- You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture they hands you the camera.
- For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
- I knew, I was born to be a pessimist. Because My blood group type is B Negative
- If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong
- Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
- “You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub… and you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby.” – Anthony Jeselnik
- Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it
- When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails
- My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
- The “Night Out” ever…… but I don’t know why they took me to police station. Am I Famous??
- One day I am gonna win….. I can wait till mah death for it.
- If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angel to kiss mah ass!
- Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
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