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Must Read !! (very interesting) Arvind Kejriwal : How Famous u r…?? Narendra Modi : Whole world knows me. Keju : Obama knows u..? Any proof ? 

Then…NaMo & Keju went to Obama’s house. NaMo : stand here at the gate, i’ll be there with Obama in balcony nd show u. Keju : ok. 

Narendra Modi comes with Obama and waved to Arvind Kejriwal frm balcony. 

Aftr sometime, Modi Ji bahar aye toh dekha, Kejriwal behosh pada tha, hosh me aane k baad Modi Ji ne Kejriwal se reason pucha.. 

Kejriwal : Ek American aaya tha, aur puchha ki…, ‘Who is that man with Narendra Modi in balcony…? 

 
Modi ka Suit kharidne wala apne aap ko thaga mehsoos kar raha hai,
Kyunki Kejriwal ne kaha tha,
Iske ek pocket mein Adani hai, ek mein Ambani.. par use koi mila nahin!
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Pehna Suit hazaar ka,
Bataya lakh ka,
Aur becha Crore mein,
Wah re Gujrati, Wah!
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Khabar hai Nawaz Sharif bhi suit silwane gaye the,
Parantu darji ne “Sharif” likhne se mana kar diya!!   


Now public will compare who does better??
AAP in Delhi or BJP in India??
Competition Ahead!!
#KiskiDilli #10FebWithArnab

Kejriwal: Wifi free denge poori delhi mein.
Sisodia: Bahut kharcha ayega!!!
Kejriwal : Wifi ka password kisi ko nai denge ji. 

AAP-Free Wifi only for 30min in 1 day &Only sarkari websites can b opened
AAPian-Choti ganga bol ke nale m kuda diya .

 केजरीवाल की पत्नी खाना लगाती है ,,
पत्नी – ये लो , खाना खा लो ,
केजरीवाल – ये क्या है ?
पत्नी – दाल चावल …
केजरीवाल – मैं नहीं खाऊंगा , दोनों मिले हुए हैं ,
और ज्यादा बोली तो धरना दे दूंगा चावल के खिलाफ
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